Channels to display warning against Ladoos after ChotaBheem found addicted.

Mr.Chota Bheem in action

After eating sweet ladoos days and nights , ChotaBheem the super hero is recently diagnosed with anxiety and uneasiness while fighting some daemons in pehelwanpur. Famous among the children, ChotaBheem’s primary source of all muscular heroic power is ladoo from TunTun aunty’s shop. Reported by a pathology lab in Dholakpur , ChotaBheem’s native town , that initial reports looks positive, he is indeed addicted to ladoos. To finish every small job he is consuming ladoo’s uncontrolled. 

BCCC has advised all TV channels to display this warning message for ladoos as they do for smoking and alcohol. Tuntun Aunty was unavailable to comment on the ingredients and sugar content percentage in the ladoos. Meanwhile RajaSahib of Dholakpur has released a press advisory for citizens and advised Bheem to switch to Spinach instead of ladoos. In past, ‘Popeye the sailor man’ one famous consumer of the green healthy vegetable Spinach was the savior of humanity.

~bd

Software Engineers applied for 14 days of vacation after Munnabhai’s got approved.

Hopeful after MunnaBhai  got two weeks of vacation, thousands of software engineers in the silicon city have applied for 2 weeks of Dusshera and Diwali holidays. It is interesting, as people do shastra puja (शस्त्र  पूजा ) on Dushera , so MunnaBhai will have to report back to Jail’s HR team before Dushera. He is not even allowed for the same puja even if he uses plastic replicas of his favorites shastra.

It has been reported from unverified sources that within minutes of this news ,HR departments in various IT companies have been approached for vacation approvals by employees specially from the backward and deprived sections of software industry, the developers and tester. 

Ramesh one such fresher software engineer along with his colleagues was joyous after he saw this news in his office cafeteria. We all thank the kind heart jailer who approved Munnabhai’s 2 week vacation said Ramesh on phone. He further added, this news has shown us new light and we are all applying for more than two weeks of parole vacation, we wish all managers are as kind and humanitarian as the jail superintendent. Another software developer Suresh Tyagi, who is getting married this October is ecstatic after this historic news .  He said  ,it was never heard before ‘a person/ prisoner going on two weeks of vacation’ , why can’t normal people go for two weeks of vacation and at least during the festival season, moreover for their own marriage, its every engineer’s basic right as munnabhai stated for prisoners.

On the eve of 2^nd October and upcoming Dushera, IT industry deprived are seeing it as  Sachai ki jeet (Triumph of truth over evil) said ShreeSanth a pastime software tester from Rajasthan. He's  already changed  his outlook email Out of office status to OOJ (outofjail) as offices are no better than jails.

Meanwhile all human and animal right organizations have welcomed this decision of allowing vacations for mood change.  Asharamji, laaloo ji and Rashidji  etc , all law abiding citizens will also apply for such vacations after consulting their lawyers as the news came in ..... 

~ONB