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Made in Mirzapur - I have a dream ( RahulG )

RahulG was in Allahabad/Mirzapur recently where he shared his dream with youth but soon after his speech, FFSSII (forum for small scale illegal industries) head of Eastern UP warned for a protest in White House ChunarGarh. While addressing a young crowd (who he earlier addressed in Kanpur) RahulG said, I have a dream, “In future when someone asks American President hey what’s the time (ऐ राष्ट्रपति भैया टाइम क्या हुआ है) and President looks at his wrist watch to check time, but even before his eyes hit at the hands of the watch he will be surprised to find that it’s a Made in Mirzapur watch. I want such a world class factory in Mirzapur, I want youth to be like that which drives even American President crazy. However RahulG didn’t mention any time line to build such a factory, because of his own current running bad time. 

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Original Made in Mirzapur watch

The later portion of his speech is not released for obvious comedy reasons but if sources (audio video clip makers and some AAP supporters) are to be believed RahulG further explains his dream by saying, baffled Barack Obama takes out his ultra-smart iphone8 to google using safari browser to find  Mirzapur in the globe, but even before the browser is loaded he’ll jump off of his chair seeing even his iphone, browser and google everything is “Made in Mirzapur”.(in background – the charged up  Mirzapurians claps and chants – Desh ka neta kaisa ho – RahulG jaisa ho ) While Mr. President still in air (because he jumped off of his chair) he flies up to ceiling’s  height  and astonishes ( for the last time before hittinghis head )that even the ceiling  fan is made in Mirzapur”, the phone falls down and gets broken into parts – scattered everywhere  are battery , screen , sim card , sd card , head phone , processor , RAM and including the safety cover every element is made in Mirzapur.Such is my dream for your future, everyone clapped , mother wiped her tearful eyes in joy, sister hugged and Jijaji patted his dearest bro-in low, the jansabha ended on high morals.

Admiring a Made in Mirzapur

India Marketing head of AIDMK ( All India deski kata makers ) Maunsingh Kattewala, said such dreams are absolute nonsense and should be torn into pieces right there in deep sleep. Its discrimination with other industries, undermining skills we already mastered, an attempt to force innocent youth to some stupid time wasting day dreaming mode. A firm believer in [ हर हाथ शक्ति ] “har haat shakti” younger brother of Maunsingh, Bahubali Makkhan Singh talked to OldNewblog, he laughed and questioned RahulG’s dream , he said answer me first who will ask Obama - Excuse me brother what’s the time ? [की भइया टाईम क्या हुआ है - ki bhaiya time kya hua hai ? ] No one asks any President what’s the time even if its Indian or a local Donkey’s club President. 

Another market leader said we have potential to supply our UP class katta (fire arms) to common Americans people, which is a big market for us, why sell only watches to American president, how many watch will he order. We can record a “Made in Mirzapur” sound clip in each kartoos (shell), so the recipient hears this made in Mirzapur music before closing eyes, this solution is better than embossing just a text.

Few, BeeSP supporters heard RahulG saying in an unusual low voice that he was only talking about a factory which makes only “Made in Mirzapur” tags, products will be imported from outside Mirzapur and factory will print the labels on it. AAP is also said to stage a protest in support of "Made in India" label instead of tagging "Made in Mirzapur" otherwise they support the idea of dream factory. 

~JNN

~Disclaimer: All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Respect for everyone in Mirzapur , this is just an attempt to bring some politicians idiotness and ignorance in light.