Aug 27, 2011

Who's Devil’s Advocate


Nayantara Sehgal was Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit’s daughter. Vijay Lakshmi Pandit was sister of Jawaharlal Nehru. Not to frustrate you more, Nayantara Sehgal was actually P. N. Thapar's sister in law too. PN Thapar was the Chief of Army Staff of the Indian army in early 60’s. Please wait, PN Thapar was father of Karan Thapar who studied in Cambridge and Oxford . Now do you see a relation emerging between Rahul Gandhi and Karan Thapar. Arey they are a family and they are working together for India :) so when was the last time you saw Rahul in KT's devil's court :) or debating on TV in any grilling TV interview ? Never mind he is being projected as a to be PM  sine 2014. God bless the Prince...


~bd

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Aug 13, 2011

~ I am gonna lose our number one~


(a tribute to the loosing mighty Indian Test side )



Atomic kittens
The bounce is high                                                 

But I'm holding on

I am gonna lose our number one
I am not the batsman
Who scores runs just like that 
(Oh no...)

It’s not the run you score
that tease and hurts legs
But it’s the way you do the ads
You walk the Ramps
I'm not the bowler
Who takes wickets just like that.
Oh no........ooo 

The bounce is high
And I'm folding on                                                    
I am gonna lose our number one
The track is green
But I’m standing alone
And I ‘am goona loose this No 1

Number one
Number one

Every bowler wants
You to be his wicket
But I will wait dear
Till it’s my turn
I am not a wall anymore
Its bricks are just like that...
(Oh no...)

The field is green
And I'm rolling on
I’m gonna the loose our number one
The crowd I bored
I’m still fielding on
I'm not the fielder  
Who takes catches just like that
I’m goona loose this No 1


Number one
Number one

Every time that I get
ishu with munni
a run
You give me a pat
to believe in
Every time I got run out
& you were near                                                                  
You don’t believe that
I want 100th ton
But you know that
I'm gonna take
my chance now
I am gonna score
it in next test
And you know I can
bring the pressure on
A moment's fame for
a life time looser

The bounce is high
And I'm scoring none
And I ‘am gonna loose this No 1
Number one
Number one



Above is based on “Atomic Kitten” hit I am gonna be your number one. The idea to write this parody strike when Indian Test Cricket Team’s captain  MS Dhoni was  batting with the tail down, 9 wickets and few overs and minutes were to go to lose this consecutive 3rd Test match against the brave  English team and the ICC TEST RANKING NO 1. Those who have not heard this AK song may visit YouTube and search for Atomic Kitten and “I am gonna be your number one” .

To best enjoy this parody :) I request you to read it while you play the actual song in here .    


Regards,

Bhupendra 

turn burn nator


Aug 12, 2011

AH File System: Need of the Hour

  
Today, a colleague of ours was troubleshooting this bug in his application. The bug says, application hangs when uses a USB drive. So all possibilities were being discussed like manufacturer/brand of USB drive, USB 2.0/3.0, its driver software, and other settings or who knows if its file system is corrupt. Now, some people keep on drawing analogies co-relations between things in different systems. With these people such things happen at work, in deep discussions, in office bus, at lunch anywhere may be in shower. It’s not a geek stuff, not to impress anybody; it just happens and they cannot resist the feeling, it’s their right, their freedom to do comparisons, to sharpen their humor.  

So there you are, right in the middle of a USB File system corruption discussion, he came up with this idea of a new File System which can never be corrupted by any easy software means, and he named it “Anna Hazare File System” which never gets corrupt by any software means, unless you damage it physically. Everyone laughed and thus diluted theirs some pain to live in a corrupt country like ours. 

Friday evening, everyone ready for a long weekend, day after Sunday is Monday ah, I mean our Independence Day. It’s just a regular holiday, everyone planning to visit places, no patriotic feelings. Four nights and three full days can be easily spent away from everyday’s madness, out of this routine NEWS, somewhere at some secluded place. They are right actually. Iam getting mad.It’s the government’s job to provide facilities, basic amenities, like clean drinking water (even if you are paying property TAX every year), good clean roads(even if you are paying huge road taxes every year ) , electricity (even if you are willing to pay 6 RS/Unit) Medical facilities (Do  government hospitals  exist ? There is only one AIIMS in a country of 12000000 sick people, funny isn’t it) I know we all are aware of this bu&&hit and I don’t want to ……. But, personally if someone asks me why don’t you do it, why don’t you come out and raise your voice why don’t you come and vote? Are you not asking me to open a restaurant if I don’t get a good food in the city? (Sorry, never mind). My question type answer to them is, why isn’t there a merit based on which they can disqualify the scoundrels candidates from elections, why can’t they be barred for whole life? Huh… no one really has time to think and fix the mess, we go office, face traffic, come home, face traffic ,tired ,eat, TV, sleep, & repeat next day. Well more than 90% of our government’s agencies are corrupt and inhuman.

Unrelated but please listen, nearby my previous office, it was raining that evening and as usual the big drain in front of that Motor Cycle showroom was over flooding. But the courageous and so courteous drown to earth IT professional boys and girls were walking in that ankle deep sewage water happily and crossing that deadly road without any  fear of death and dying under any vehicle in rain in pain. No over bridge anywhere near.

I bet, even in the year 2050 , India’s ruling party’s electoral manifesto  will say अब गाँव-गाँव शहर- शहर बिजली सड़क पानी (Every village & city will have electricity, road and water )At last, Anna Hazare's team & Dr. Subramanian Swamy  a few good men who can bring a few things on track.


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