Deeply inspired by the recent problem and controversy of missing Indian coal files IT professional Danny Bhupdrosviski claims to have created a software to find missing files from any device , computer , tablet or mobile phones. The software currently being validated and verified by a NGO software firm where it has showed very promising results. Primarily the software helps in recovering files which are completely forgotten and ignored but might contain valuable data. The interesting feature about the software is its search algorithm, the user don’t have to type any file name , file type , owner name , date of creation etc which are normally used by conventional search filters. The software just works, it finds the files.
How the software works : In the first stage all such ignored files are recovered , then filtered and then get listed with a .coal file extension. The newly created file type [.coal] is carefully chosen.
When asked Mr. Danny Bhupdrosviski he gave reason of naming the ignored file type as .coal files , he replied carbon is the basic building elements of whole universe known or unknown , living or dead. Ultimately every things gets mixed in the mitti(soil or pochva in russian ) one day which becomes coal after millions of years and continuous pressure. So who knows if the storage media of your device unveils important data from ice age too.
Once the file list is visible , user can open these .coal files in any open source file editor. The only precautionary and cautionary advise is not to share these files with anyone be it your family , friends colleagues ,because with your personal data the new files might contain your working history on the device, what all you watched , deleted , edited , allocated or distributed.
A volunteer TanMohan Zingh (real name) from Republic of Banana who tested the beta version of this software on his tablet found astounding results , he said to have got even those files for which he was not the real custodian. Meanwhile sources say Republic of Banana is planning to impose a ban on releasing of this software in their country as it might shake the secular structure .
Disclaimer:
Above is a satire and is not intended to hurt person, emotions, invented all names and situations, Any other use of real names or background is accidental and coincidental, or used as a fictional depiction.
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