Leaked CID reports reveals minister didn’t urinate, it was Flouro-Nitro Isobetanin not urine

photo: swachaa bharat campaign.

One person was arrested last night in leaking a classified report prepared by forensic guru from Mumbai’s CID branch Dr. Salunkhe. In its shocking revelation, the report says it was FNIB a light pale color stinky chemical not urine.

Yes, you got it all wrong, this was done with a proper plan not under any natural pressure. It was done to highlight the issue of open air urination in society and specially to sensationalize this issue in social media, says and ecstatic Radha Sohan Singh on his telephone sound bites.

“I put my Izzat on stake, it was my own staff who took this picture and I didn’t urinate. I had a small rubber bladder like device kept hidden under my dhoti to sprinkle the pale color chemical  on the wall. We, in fact did a mock drill and “recce" which is a short of "Reconnaissance" which means - investigation, inspection, exploration or surveyed.  

Sometimes for a greater cause one needs to do unconventional things, you need to take roads never traveled and that’s I choose this bypass road towards Motihari, a road less traveled by VIPs. 
But we never imagined some talented Mr. Salunkhe will find this out, I salute his forensic genious, said Mr. Singh.  

Dr. Salunkhe @ his CID based lab.

This is an era of trolling, anything be it good or bad gets trolled and goes viral, so reaches everywhere, I saved huge advertisement money for Swacha Bharat Abhiyan by risking my izzat , but now when the matter is in public , I have no objections but to accept the credits.

..the goal is to ultimately draw attention away from boring means of advertisements to using creative means, further adds minister’s secretary who took the picture...

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